Alrednecks daily tow rig!

[Alredneck]

Well I had to go over to the dark side and by a lil military truck! Its a mint condition M1008, the only problem is whoever drove it last lost the keys. Anybody on here know what the B blank code is so I can drive this beauty across the country toting my 40ft trailer. I figured it was time to give the ole dodge a break from tow duty and see how this monster power house 6.2 pulls!

 

[frodobaggins]

Might wanna replace that bolt, then you'll be good to go.

 

[AaronW]

Make sure to check the oil! The windshield looks super clean.

 

[Alredneck]

Naw, the oil is fine, purrs like a kitten to! I just cant figure out why it rides so rough! Any help from the cucv crowd?

 

[Alredneck]

Yea I saw this rig and thought about all the possibilities, and then it dawned on me,

CHICKS DIG CUCVS!

Cant wait to take er through the drive through!

 

[Alredneck]

Woody was wondering why the item description said " CANIBALIZED " !

Reasoning that " Aint no other truck tried to eat that SOB "!

 

[frodobaggins]

lol

 

[citizensoldier]

I have a feeling this is what your Dodge will look like in a year or two..

 

[Speddmon]

make sure to check your lug nuts before you pull out. I've heard reports about people leaving a base and their darned tires fall right off of the truck. You don't want that happening with your new beauty.

 

[scrapman]

A prime canidate for TRACKS!! Never a flat again.

 

[rosco]

Its the tire pressure - that's why its so rough riding!

Lee in Alaska

 

[DUG]

If you load it up with two dump trucks and a wrecker, don't post about it here.

 

[marchplumber]

hmmmmmm, don't know how to say this, but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, seems like you "MIGHT" and I mean MIGHT, be missing a teenie few peices on that fine example of military hardware. DO NOT take my word for it, there are MANY more experienced MV owners here at S.S. I'm sure they can help you out with the rough driving thingie! Have you done a 'search' on it? I'd check the TM and see what it says, what ya think?
ROFLMAO!
God bless,
Tony

 

[Speddmon]

Have you done a 'search' on it? I'd check the TM and see what it says, what ya think?

Too funny...search is your friend!!! Read the manuals!

 

[jrou111]

I can hook you up with a hover conversion

 

[phantomjeep]

Is this the new "low rider "look for alredneck,or does it come with air lift shocks???? does the cigar lighter work????if so great deal!!!!!can't wait to see it on your next delivery north.

 

[nk14zp]

Does it have keys?

 

[101ABSniper]

Do you kick start or pull start it ????

 

[wreckerman893]

You guys just don't understand "redneck engineering".
That truck is an easy fix.....just jack it up and run another one up under it.....all fixed.

 

[papabear]

That poor truck reminds me of a sick joke...what do you give a little boy with no legs for his 6th birthday?...obviously...a puppy with no legs...and how do you exercise them?
Take em both for a drag!!!

The moral of the story is...drag that rascal home and remove anything that looks usable...then send it to the scrap yard in the sky:stir pot::stir pot: