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Can one move a space shuttle with a forklift with out damaging the radiator???

Carnac...Nice lookin' motorpool[thumbzup] Man, what sort of hoops does one have to jump through to own an M35A2 Deuce and a Half? Top security clearance, close personal friend of the President, heir to a throne (not the one out back), what gives man??? Inquiring minds want to know.

What would be involved if you changed out those smoky old diesel engines for new pair of environmentally friendly low emission genset powerplants?? Can you run it on E-85??? Oh, BTW, that's not rust...it's called iron oxide preservative. Make sure you check air pressure in those wheels. If...

I heard them C5A's were prone to rollovers???? Oh...no wait a minute...that was the CJ-5's. Sorry, my mistake:oops:

No. A pyrometer is device you alligator clip to your teenage kid's ear lobes to see if he has a propensity to play with flammable liquid soaked tennis balls. :roll: DISCLAIMER: Do not try this at home...or at work...or anywhere, as a matter of fact....

I don't know about you guys, but this thread has given some really healthy belly laughs these past couple of days. Helps me relive those new buck private days of searching aimlessly through the motorpool for all those nonexistent issue items before I knew I had been HAD. Let's keep the humor...

That supressor looks like something I saw in an Austin Powers movie...Oh, behave, Baby...Yeah! Is CARC that thing I put my items into before 'Check Out"??

Who do I see down at the service bay...the POL Sgt or the PLL Sgt??? Does muzzle blast clean up with a little CLP, GAA, 30W or Turboshaft?? Do I need a P-38 or a Little Joe to open the bucket??

I've got some exhaust samples for you...there stuck in the driver's seat cushion...

Do you need a smog check for an M1? And if I do, will it fail if I turn on the smoke generator??? Man, I keep forgetting all the important stuff...don't forget to grease that tow pintle...you mean trailer hitch...no, the tow pintle...yeah, the trailer hitch...no, the tow pintle. Sorry, just...

Need a NAPA part number on that one:confused::roll:.

aua AHHHHHH, the dar-garn muffler bearings! I always forget those in the bulb box.

No, I believe the right handed always worked better...NSN anyone? Anyone? Bueller, Anyone?? Don't forget a dog-bone to change any flat roadwheels. Are the roadwheels tube-type or tubeless.

OH, it's a whistlin' turbo alright!!

As a daily driver, there absolutely wonderful. Used to drive mine from the railhead to the local shooting range all the time. Unfortunately, I had to trade for a much smaller and economic M60A3 Prius Synergy Drive hybrid something-one-or-the-other. The price of unleaded de-sulfurized...

Don't bob your gun tube fellas. That's just not right. OUCH!!!:shock: