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I have to admit, you cleaned that baby up right!! Now if I could just find that PPE to send you..................................

Sadly, the Ruski quarter in town, was not as big of a show as the last 10-15 years. It only sounded like WW3. Normally, they put on a REAL show. But by 02:00, it was over.

Pete, and Repeat. To quote my Late Grandmother, "Nothin good gonna come of this!"

The next time you think your fit, try this. That's 19 liter beer krugs. The weight of a kuug? 1300 grams. A liter beer? 1000 grams. Total? a little over 5 pounds. times 19? About 95 pounds. The record for a man is 28 Krug.

Those crafty Germans! Think of everything.

Chuckys Krug. Its 21 Km from my door to the Kulmbacher breweries. Good beer for a mass produced beer.

Here its done differently. When your empty, you lay the krug down on the table, on its side. That her cue! This is one for you. Pewter lid, for keeping out the bugs. But NEVER leave it open unless you are drinking from it. When you leave it open, everyone who put his krug on top of yours, gets...

For the blind, here is one to see the handle.

I don't drink from a glass mug. Only a stone mug. Keeps the beer colder, longer. Used to drink java out of a stone mug. Stays hot longer. AND only a Mönchshof Krug.

Yep! A lake. Wash his butt once a year, if he needs it or not! Tony, it takes a man of vision to spot that! I might need to clean my glasses again this year.

You can, if your careful, walk on the panels. But only on the sides, only when the place where you put your foot down is over a cross brace under the panel, and only if you are not some 260 pound person. I worked for almost ten years putting up PE. Lots of the guys did it. Not me, or not often...

Its on my dream list. Maybe one day.........................................................

Chucky said: On the passenger side mount with the army antenna i couldnt ever get anywhere near good enough swrs were high i wanted to try to use it but ni dice plus it slaps everything in town its so tall with both pieces screwed together but it looks cool lol ! If you only knew how many...

Never had crabs. Did have scabies. I wont go into how that came about. But when it started to drive me insane, the only thing that helped was taking a hot bath. All well and good, but every other 24 hours, I was on duty on the Missile site. There was no hot bath there. There was only 2 cold...

Once a year, if you need it or not!

When I was about 4-5 years old, we were down in East Texas visiting family. I went outside wearing flip flops and found a huge red ant hill. So I got on top, and began to stamp my feet. Having a great time! Then the pain hit me. I ran screaming and crying around the house 2-3 times before anyone...

What i learned out of watching that old stuff and old men is if you messed with them they would both kill you quickly ! So give both a wide berth ! Now over in germany i think they grind up old men and use them in kraut it smells like it anyways ! All of this is true. Remember, I am older than...

Poor old men. Maybe they need to be put out to pasture? But you gotta be careful about that. You KNOW what happens to a lame horse, from all those westerns you watched!

One of the people who just DOESN'T sound good in German. The Duke. Make you cringe.

When I need to laugh, I watch Gunsmoke in German. Bonanza is even better!