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%^((*&&%$%(&% possum porking fiend.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!! Elmo may be in the company of Ilean Dover, infamous Possum Poacher. She was stalking Elmo last year but after her shrink had her commited to the HA HA Hotel we thought he was safe. I'm sorry I let my guard down little Buddy. Your kitty friend misses you and wants you home...

I may get old but I ain't ever gonna grow up.:razz: Lighten up. ELmo is a hoot.rofl

I think the perp(s) have a more sinister motive.....it could be that the radical animal rights whackos at PETOP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Possums) want to use him in a propaganda campaign to smear us loving possum owners. Bastages!!!!!:evil:

I called Tyler and he said his found "cat" did not have a set of Delta wings pinned to it's ear. Elmo is still MIA.:cry:

Elmo's chip has been activated............abandon hope all ye possum nappers.

The perps of that site should be beaten about the head and face with increasingly monotonous regularity.:roll:

Possum porking fiend.:p

Well.....it's a relief to know that he is alive and well and not the victim of some four legged flea circus hauler. Ellie Mae is beside herself and with the little possums on the way she needs Elmo back. If he should wind up at some kind SS members LZ just box him up and send him home in a...

I have enlisted professional help to track down the guilty party. Someone is in real trouble now.

Hobo Joe was in the rear with the gear.......not even close to the where dastardly deed took place. I'm beginning to suspect that the guilty party may be on the inside.

According to his therapist Elmo is cured of his "plastic poultry fetish" syndrome. He has been faithful to Ellie Mae since they discovered each other in a secluded parking area in NE AL. I don't think this is a case of "backsilding" on his part......I think some fiend took him to make a profit.