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Steel Soldiers MV of the month - November VOTE HERE!

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m715mike

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A poop load

Has anyone else noticed that these campaign threads are headed straight for the sewer! Follow me on this one... Two months ago we heard all about how zout relieves himself in the M909. Last month it was a MOG that digs latrines.

It's kind of a crapy trend, which reminds me of a British comedian I saw in Las Vegas years ago. Part of his routine was devoted to American's fascination with sh!t. [Hence forth I shall use the word "poop" instead of sh!t to keep this thread PG.]

Just think of how many phrases we Americans have found for the word poop! For instance:

Is it a crock of poop that zout can relieve himself in the back of a M909?
I bet zout has a poop-eating grin while relieving himself in a M909!
I bet this post is going to stir-up some poop!
The poop may even hit the fan!
Ever seen a MOG up poop creek?
I bet bchauvette would be scared poop-less if he saw his MOG up poop creek. He may even poop a purple twinkie!!!
I sincerely hope nobody thinks I am full of poop!!
Okay, enough talk. It's time to poop or get off the can!

This brings me to my point. The comedian had me rolling in laughter explaining the concept of a poop load! Yes, this is an actual unit of measurement here in the great U.S. of A.!!! When was the last time you had a quantity of something and referred to it as a poop load??? However, being British, the comedian had a couple of questions. Exactly how much is a poop load? Is your poop load the same as my poop load?

Rest assured folks, my M105A2 can haul a poop load. Specifically, it can haul your poop load. Vote for me and I will haul your poop load FOR FREE.


Vote for me folks!!!!
 
m715mike

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Holy poop!!!! I got my first vote!!! Thank you Sir!!!


This is the start of something big. I'm going to get my poop together and win this one!!!!


Vote for me if you have a poop load laying around. Free poop load hauling for everyone that votes for me!!!!
 
papabear

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So...are we to understand that your trailer is actually a "Honey Wagon"?? Are you inviting us to a "POOP FEST" in your trailer??

I know I have poop for brains but I'm still smart enough to:

VOTE FOR THE M114!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
zout

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Gotta just follow the source - everyone knows I am full of chit anyhow - so why not just go with it. I still say VOTE FOR THE M114 or I may have to hunt you down and empty my M909 holding tank in your drivers seat :)
 
papabear

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WOW!!! This thread is getting kinda chitty!! Let's just flush this line of talk and say something useful...like:

VOTE FOR THE M114!!!!!!!!!!![thumbzup]:grd::naner::tank:
 
m715mike

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Georgia Mafia Cheerleaders in Texas?????????????????????

I'm not quite sure why the Georgia Mafia Cheerleaders were in Texas, but they had a blast riding around the my M105A2!!!!


Trailer picture - Vinny & Vito.jpg


Vote for me and you can ride in the M105A2 too!!!!!!
 
papabear

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Another Ahab said:
I'm thinking there maybe should be a poll also for best campaigning too. Some great go-hard efforts here!
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I should win that poll...heck I even tried to sneek some of my deceased friends in on the vote but that rascally ADMIN :patracy:caught me and issued a rather stern warning:rules:...Jeeze....It worked for some other folks...:shrugs:
 
m715mike

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Everything's bigger in Texas

Most folks are familiar with the phrase, "Everything's bigger in Texas!" But what exactly does that mean?


Let's look at an example. It's O.K. for a MOG to fly in South Carolina >>>


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But in Texas, when we're done flying around our MOG's, we land them in the back of a M105A2 >>>


Trailer & MOG.jpg


Go big or go home folks! Vote for me!!!!




P.S. If you choose to go home (instead of going big), vote for me and I'll give you a lift in the M105A2...
 
papabear

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m715mike said:
Most folks are familiar with the phrase, "Everything's bigger in Texas!" But what exactly does that mean?


Let's look at an example. It's O.K. for a MOG to fly in South Carolina >>>


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But in Texas, when we're done flying around our MOG's, we land them in the back of a M105A2 >>>


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Go big or go home folks! Vote for me!!!!




P.S. If you choose to go home (instead of going big), vote for me and I'll give you a lift in the M105A2...
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OK....sure....show off cause you know how to photo shop/chop stuff and us old fellers don't!!:papabear:

Let's see ya put an M114 in yer M105!!
 
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