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Since I have been (self) appointed as the official Liaison for Instruction And Recreation (LIAR) for the rally and we are fast approaching liftoff I am posting some of the acts and seminars I have arranged for your edification and enjoyment.
Friday night we will feature Buster Hyman and the Cherry Poppers playing oldie favorites and their one hit wonder “She was only a moonshiners daughter but she made me likker all night”. Buster and his group are the House Band at the Cut and Slice Saloon and Coon Dog Emporium in Rooster Poot, Ga.
Saturday night is Steak Night and the dead cow will be accompanied by Howie Phartz and the Windbreakers, best known for their overnight wonder hit “I was teaching her to fish but when she saw my rod it made her reel”.
After the musical revue is over we will have some special entertainment for the men folks.
1970’s Femme Fatele and exotic dancer Ophelia Harden has offered to open her comeback tour on our main stage. With her partner Nita Hahnjobb she has promised us much “hoochie coochie”.
When asked about her advanced ag……..errrrr experience she said, “Thanks to modern medicine I am proud to say that the girls are now standing to attention and are ready for exhibition. I know that a lot of the boys at your rally are ex-military and may have caught our show back at Fort Benning in the old days. I remember one young soldier there……..I used to call him my big “Papa Bear”…..I could always count on a hand full of ones in my G-string from that stud muffin”.
In addition to the fun we will also have several instructional programs on the agenda.
Friday morning SS member Seymour Butts will present “How to inspect your troop seats while underway”.
After lunch Friday we will hear about a 2000 mile journey made in a deuce with a box seat by SS member “Stoneballs” Jackson.
This year will include a seminar on “How to color coordinate your wardrobe to your MV. This will be conducted by half of our first “alternative lifestyle couple” Phil McCrackin and his life partner Ben Dover.
When asked what to expect Phil remarked “When Benny brought that brute deuce home I almost swooned at the sized of it. I thought ‘what would the neighbors think’. Then I remembered they’re just a bunch of ruffians that steal my panties off the clothesline at night. Anyway…..I figured as long as we had to ride around in that thing we might as well be stylish”.
There you have it folks……if I can arrange more I will post it later.
Friday night we will feature Buster Hyman and the Cherry Poppers playing oldie favorites and their one hit wonder “She was only a moonshiners daughter but she made me likker all night”. Buster and his group are the House Band at the Cut and Slice Saloon and Coon Dog Emporium in Rooster Poot, Ga.
Saturday night is Steak Night and the dead cow will be accompanied by Howie Phartz and the Windbreakers, best known for their overnight wonder hit “I was teaching her to fish but when she saw my rod it made her reel”.
After the musical revue is over we will have some special entertainment for the men folks.
1970’s Femme Fatele and exotic dancer Ophelia Harden has offered to open her comeback tour on our main stage. With her partner Nita Hahnjobb she has promised us much “hoochie coochie”.
When asked about her advanced ag……..errrrr experience she said, “Thanks to modern medicine I am proud to say that the girls are now standing to attention and are ready for exhibition. I know that a lot of the boys at your rally are ex-military and may have caught our show back at Fort Benning in the old days. I remember one young soldier there……..I used to call him my big “Papa Bear”…..I could always count on a hand full of ones in my G-string from that stud muffin”.
In addition to the fun we will also have several instructional programs on the agenda.
Friday morning SS member Seymour Butts will present “How to inspect your troop seats while underway”.
After lunch Friday we will hear about a 2000 mile journey made in a deuce with a box seat by SS member “Stoneballs” Jackson.
This year will include a seminar on “How to color coordinate your wardrobe to your MV. This will be conducted by half of our first “alternative lifestyle couple” Phil McCrackin and his life partner Ben Dover.
When asked what to expect Phil remarked “When Benny brought that brute deuce home I almost swooned at the sized of it. I thought ‘what would the neighbors think’. Then I remembered they’re just a bunch of ruffians that steal my panties off the clothesline at night. Anyway…..I figured as long as we had to ride around in that thing we might as well be stylish”.
There you have it folks……if I can arrange more I will post it later.
- cannot wait. I take it a few members of the possum ballet team are ill and cannot perform.
Yea what he said!
