And After I Had Hung the Birdfeeder in the Tree the Tree Fell Over

[Marcel]

That's what happens when you make a bird feeder out of a deuce bed.

Or a 5 ton bed.

 

[Marcel]

what the **** kind of birds are you feeding? Condors?

He's feeding Quetzalcoatluses....and you thought they were extinct.

 

[wreckerman893]

This proves Wreckerman's long-held theory of deuces.

It is far, far better to have a deuce and not need it than to need a deuce and not have it.

 

[Marcel]

WOW ... another Bill Bryson fan!!! I'll bet old Bill could knock off a GREAT book about the trials and tribulations of owning a Deuce.

He wouldn't even have to drive it up (or down ... or up AND down) the Appalachian Trail.

oddshot

Well he couldn't make it by foot so maybe with a deuce he could get to Katahdin....probably get lost in Baxter. Lol

 

[John S-B]

what the **** kind of birds are you feeding? Condors?

Heck, sounds like he was filling up a bird feeder for Pterodactyls!!

 

[simp5782]

Maybe a fat possum tried to get the bird seed.

I bet a squirrel got mad that you didn't put him out any food and decided to make it look like an "accident"

 

[Akicita]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Wish you luck. I'm from SE PA myself, have a few cousins out there still and friends. Hope the damage is slight. Did you get outages? New hope area did.

My bro-in-law lost power. He lives near Allentown. We got lucky this time with no outages in my neighborhood.

 

[Akicita]

Are there a LOT of trees down in Eastern Pa?

Is the power knocked out?

Are the roads nearly impassable and dangerous to drive on?

I got a NASTY ex-wife that lives out in Shamokin. I just hope she's having a WONDERFUL day.

oddshot

Oh, I know "Shmokin" in the PA coal country. They got more of that white stuff than we got, I think. There's snow on the ground and on the road that leads to my house but the main roads have been cleared.

Driving the Deuce with the standard NDTs is always an exciting adventure. I got to where I could pull the tree off the roof with no problem but on the way back the old girl spun her rear tires when I wanted to back up my driveway which is on a slight incline. The snow was already icing over. I gave power to the front axle as well and that did the trick.

 

[A/C Cages]

Remeber, feed the birds
Bird Feed
not
Bird Shot
Bird shot is heavy lead pellets and knocks trees over.

 

[A/C Cages]

Those are some huge birds up there.

 

[armytruck63]

Those are some huge birds up there.

Good God! That bird could take on Godzilla!