Stop parking your duece in the panty wearing parking spot. Leave the axel's where they are-find a different spot to park. Stuff is engineered for a reason-longevity, function and safe operation. These trucks can get out of shape real easy when hitting a rough patch of road at a decent speed. making it shorter will only make it worse. Stock is not a four letter word!
Respectfully, I think it is up to each owner to decide what they want to do with their MV. That is, as long as it isn't impeding on someone else's rights, breaking any laws, or putting anyone unnecessarily in harms way. There are purist who will always want to leave things the way they are, but I don't see the challenge or fun in that. I certainly don't buy into the notion that things can't or shouldn't be improved upon. If that were true we would all still be driving Model T's. There have been a plethora of people who have bobbed their deuces and 5-ton's or made other major modifications, and from what I read most are happy with their decision. The parking and panties thing, well, it isn't feasible to do what you suggest and find another place to park. You see, I have a place to park my truck when I'm not using it, but the problem is that, living just outside of Atlanta, there are many times that I would like to take the deuce somewhere but I don't because parking would be an issue.
I got my truck because I wanted something cool to tailgate with and because I wanted something to do some serious tinkering with. Just maintaining my truck doesn't quite satisfy the tinkerer in me and that is why I am always thinking about modifications and reading threads like this. Again, I really think we should each have the freedom to do with our vehicles as we please, so long as it doesn't put anyone else in undo danger, break any laws, or impede on anyone else's rights.