Bought A Tank

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

Oh yes my serf. Sometimes it is nice to be king.

Now back to work my serfs.

CARNAC....
Mel Brooks would agree with you on that statement

(Caution: PG-13 rated video clip)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg&feature=related[/media]

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

New Toy is in transit.....

Just got the call from Bubba's Hot Shot Service (and Organic Fertilizer Company)... Our most recent acquisition has just been picked up and is on the road toward our AO. ETA: Saturday @ 0800hrs.

She's fresh from an rebuild at the SKUNKWORKS and even has a "trailer" with it....

(SR-71/A-12 with D-21/M-21 Drone)

Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lockheed D-21/M-21 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We would have preferred the SR-71B (Two-Cockpit/Pilot Trainer), so that we didn't have to land to take turns flying it, but the B-model didn't have a "trailer hitch".)

 

[Pinkie]

Everyone listen up, this is for CARNAC and the rest of you guys. Submitted for you viewing please, Pinkie's first movie. Xtranormal | Bought A Tank

 

[Darwin T]

it does not matter if the bunnies eat your garden, PITA says you can't shoot an animal unless your life is in "Danger". so just before you let loose you rounds yell "It's Coming Right for Me" then open up your fire zones.

 

[Darwin T]

Pinkie - the guy saying "Please go home and ask you Dad ......" is one of the funniest things i have ever heard, can i use that on the guys i work with?

 

[Pinkie]

Pinkie - the guy saying "Please go home and ask you Dad ......" is one of the funniest things i have ever heard, can i use that on the guys i work with?

Well, everything in that movie is either taken from this thread, copied and pasted OR from my own mind. That particular comment is from my our mind and you can use it freely, released under the GPL or some crap. I can not speak for anyone else. I used what people said in the spirit of the forum and is kept in the forum.

 

[Darwin T]

i thought i had read every post on this thread, so i remembered most of the comments. my side is still hurts from laughing so hard. if i had been drinking my coffee it would have shot out my nose.

 

[Pinkie]

Thanks for the good review. I have wanted to do something like that after I saw the mechanic one a few months ago. This tread just pushed me over the edge and made me make a movie.

 

[kastein]

it does not matter if the bunnies eat your garden, PITA says you can't shoot an animal unless your life is in "Danger". so just before you let loose you rounds yell "It's Coming Right for Me" then open up your fire zones.

it's got a mean streak a mile wide!!!

 

[Disciple]

Everyone listen up, this is for CARNAC and the rest of you guys. Submitted for you viewing please, Pinkie's first movie. Xtranormal | Bought A Tank

I can't view it, is there any way you could post it on YouTube? No Internet on a computer here, just an iPhone for a while.

 

[papabear]

Everyone listen up, this is for CARNAC and the rest of you guys. Submitted for you viewing please, Pinkie's first movie. Xtranormal | Bought A Tank

It takes ALOT to impress me Pinkie...but I gotta tell ya.
That's the funniest darn thing I've seen since the hawgs ate my brother!!!

 

[G-Force]

I thought they ate your sister?????
Oh wait.....that's how you got your HALF sister.......

 

[porkysplace]

Pinkie RULES

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

Battle Creek just called #%$^&!(^%)$#.... they want to pull all the EUC's for all the neat toys we've been talking about in this thread Seems some pencil-pusher was overextending their approval authority

 

[rlwm211]

Awww CRAP!!!! I just put 53's on my F111

Everything??????

 

[Wolfen]

I heard Carnac bought this from GL to use as his Personal Yacht. It would also, be useful for when the Zombies come.

 

[Disciple]

If anybody comes across a Hovercraft up for auction, I'm in the market. Just go ahead and post a direct link to the auction right here so I can have easy access. Thanks in advance!

 

[FormerNewMVGuy]

Everyone listen up, this is for CARNAC and the rest of you guys. Submitted for you viewing please, Pinkie's first movie. Xtranormal | Bought A Tank

That was the funniest thing i ever saw

 

[13thArmy]

I just wanted to let you know about a possible danger Carnac. The local police have posted a warning about guys on the loose with Sticky Bombs. All information can be found in the field manual, or just ask Private Ryan. Be on the lookout my friend. I heard they are nasty!

 

[CARNAC]

Not concerned, I have the TUSK modification to my Abrams. It also has the special CROWS kit. That's sort of like those car alarms that say "Step Away from the Car." but in this case they just shoot a 50 cal round. So it works great. Anyone within 20 feet gets a 50 cal round dead center mass. Only problem is when I leave it on in traffic. It shot the crap out of this mini=van full of kids the other day. I thought I was in big trouble but when the cops came, their shock and horror turned to admiration of my tank. What started as a potential legal issue turned into a good time and all I had to do was promise to take them for a ride. They weren't even upset when the CROW malfunctioned and shot up one of the police cars by accident. It's done that before. Once I had dismounted and came out of the walmart to find it had whacked a bunch of folds. No biggie since they were warned not to get too close. So I hit the off button on the CROWS alarm system but I found out it didn't disable. Dang thing, I realised it at the last second and jumped out of the way just in time but it still shot half my foot off. A mere flesh wound.

Oh well.