to generally drive around,
to honor the military in parades and other civic events,
to pick up women (I did re-upholster the companion seat),
to go on impromptu road trips,
to hold up traffic in the slow lane,
to pull down houses,
to 'impend' towards bling-boom cars,
to help pushy drivers of costly SUVs remember to wait their turn in traffic,
to tinker with the truck itself,
to tinker with military electronics,
to look down into passing cars so as to check out the seat covers,
to go camping,
to be hot and sweaty in the summer,
to take up 4 spaces at Cracker Barrel and cheez off the old people,
to take up 4 spaces at half price books and cheez off the liberal yuppies,
to do ham radio anywhere I please,
to haul my trailer and ATV,
to have more truck for less money,
to get groceries,
to teach mobile command post operations and radio comms, and as a recruiting tool for the state guard,
to silence my cousin's bragging about his 3500 GMC crew cab dually's pulling power,
to annoy neighbors at 0400 when moving out for state duties,
to encourage the crackheads to avoid my property.
HA!
