Okay, not the longest trip, but "interesting"...
Bought Deuce in NW Minnesota. Drove it 962 miles to Northern Indiana.
Three almost 60 year old 'Nam vets. The Air Force vet has only 1 eye, wears a patch, & has mediocre vision in his "good" eye. The Marine has glaucoma & doesn't see well at all. Me, the SEABEE is fine.
I'm driving the deuce home, being followed by the others in my wife's Buick.
We stop at a toll booth on I90. Woman asks "Where are you headed?"
I replied "Indiana".
She says "I'm not surprised. I've been hearing about this German terrorist with an American wife, who lives in Indiana. I knew there would have to be reenforcements sent in."
Having NO idea what she's talking about, not wanting to sound ignorant & uninformed, but wanting to be cool, I asked in a quiet voice "Where did you here all this?"
She said she had heard it from someone, but guessed maybe she shouldn't be talking about it. I agreed it should probably be kept quiet.
She then asked "What's in the back?", but before I could respond she said "Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. You probably can't say, can you?" Of course I said "Well no, not really."
She waved me on through, surely taking comfort in the knowledge that Indiana would soon be rid of this terrorist!
Another toll booth. Guy asks "What's in the back?"
Well I'm getting into this now. so I answer "Oh, just some stuff. You know..." He gives me a wink & says "Hey! That's alright. I heard there was a special operation going into Indiana to stop some terrorists. I'm sure glad to know something's finally being done". I just gave him a "could be" look. & he waved me through with a "God bless".
My buddies pulled up to the booth. The Marine is wearing a camo USMC cap, but nothing else military. Toll collector asks, while pointing down the road at the Deuce, "Are you with him?" Marine says "Well yes. Why?" Guy asks "Well how come you're in a regular car?", then immediately answers his own question with, "Oh. Undercover I bet!" Marine, not knowing what is going on, just stares forward & nods his head. Toll guy thanks them & waves them through!
Knowing she watches the news, I immediately called my wife to see if there was some trouble back home that I somehow hadn't heard about. She assured me all was quiet.
But rest assured, if sometime in the future Indiana needs 3 old veterans & their Mighty Deuce, we are ready.
Eric Wendt
Northern Indiana