New truck, Time to hide from the wife...

[N1265]

You guys got it all wrong. Women hate it when you insult their intelligence... simply tell them the truth. they respect that.

This is what I use to say before my divorce. Feel free to use it.


Honey, sweetness, creamiest of all cream puffs, I cannot tell you a lie this time....This is my truck, there are many like it but this one is mine. Just like all the others sitting over there are mine to. If you have a problem with it I will let you borrow it so you can move all your stuff out ! No need to thank me, its the least I can do for the woman I love.

Now how many times I gotta tell you about coming out here to the garage without having a cold beer in you hand, do I gotta do everything around here myself ?

 

[Rattlehead]

Just tell her enthusiastically, "IT WAS ON SALE!!"

 

[WildSide]

Ferro,

I gotta come down there to meet you and see your trucks. I am a soon to be deuce owner.

Ryan

 

[Srjeeper]

Remember this ....."It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission!" and being a bit humble when ya do it helps too.

Don't ask how I know this....

 

[Recovry4x4]

Convert one to a cargo truck. You can always convert it back.

 

[yellobronc]

Get another one, tell her the first one got wet and began reproducing like gremlins....

 

[yellobronc]

Get another one, tell her the first one got wet and began reproducing like gremlins....

 

[ARMYMAN30YearsPlus]

Tell her you love her get her some flowers and let her know that it will be good to have when TSHTF. I am going to have to move down to your neck of the woods when I retire too much section eight housing going in near my place.

 

[neilhendrix]

How about His and Her M109s ? Might work .

 

[Ferroequinologist]

Hmmm.. I like all the suggestions. Kenny, I was debating on making this a cargo, but with all the trucks coming up, I could just get ANOTHER M35...

You can hide a lot of trucks on 62 acres. I could just drive it back in the woods as far as it will go, then go walking with her in a few months and go "look at that, the previous owner must have left this here, I wonder if it runs...."

I did teach her to drive the other M109, she may actually go for having one of 'her own.'

Her favorite was I bid on something one time and she asked why I got it and I said " I thought someone would outbid me!"

 

[lovebloodhounds]

I well take it off your hands