One Line Advice for First time MV owners.

[fuzzytoaster]

One line-
If someone hits your deuce, the reason is "it was too camouflage" despite being the largest object on the road.

 

[Capt.Marion]

Think like an 95-year-old when driving the deuce. Driving like a pissed off teenager kills a lot quicker with 13k lbs of steel than with a 1500lb import.

 

[wb1895]

Flames painted on a deuce will NOT make it go faster

 

[wreckerman893]

There is no 12 step program for Green Iron Addiction.

I can quit anytime I want to.....but why???

 

[alphadeltaromeo]

Don't just read the manual, obey the manual.

 

[panshark]

it'll fit in the bed! All of it!

 

[dc3coyote]

Never trust a fuel gauge,

 

[Carl_in_NH]

Drain air tanks daily.

 

[fuzzytoaster]

If your speedometer jumps wildly while traveling do not assume you are going the lowest speed it points to.

 

[Mitymac]

Enjoy the ride!!!!!!!!

 

[mcmullag]

large weight

Six and a half tons of fun, or trouble.... you can make the difference.

 

[41cl8m5]

Put a sign on dash "driving light on" and "e-brake off" before moving

 

[popacom]

Don't forget to chock the wheels when parked .even on level ground!!!!! The deuce or 5ton
will start and run if rolled in gear( and if you aren't there when this happens) it can make for a bad
day! A VERRRRYY bad day indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!

popacom / BILL in Ky.

 

[two.fiveM35]

If your speedometer jumps wildly while traveling do not assume you are going the lowest speed it points to.

I like it.

 

[saddamsnightmare]

May 29th, 2010.

Drive like all those fool car drivers around you are goning to do something very stupid around your deuce..... They will! Keep your head on a swivel and your eyes and ears going!
Think about what you're gonna do when something fails (like the brakes) on the truck, irregardless of how much maintenance you've done on it....

Be safe,

 

[OL AG '89]

more advice from a driver\operator\mechanic...

To all civilians........
When passing the MV, make sure you smile AND wave...... 99.9% of us will definitely WAVE back!!!!

If you see another MV while traveling, break out the "Convoy Follows" for the lead vehicle and Convoy ahead for the trail vehicle..... even if there are only 2 of you!! LOL

IF you see another MV while travelling and they are temporarily delayed on the side of the road...... I never breakdown...... stop and chat...... maybe offer assistance...... but remember if you don't WHO WILL?

Treat the MV as part of your UNIFORM, never disrespect it in public or in private

NEVER EVER pee on your horses hooves!!!!!

 

[maddawg308]

Before buying an MV, make sure you have your divorce and custody paperwork in order, just in case.

 

[DJones]

 

[bassetdeuce]

When offroading in a deuce, keep those thumbs clear of the steering wheel spokes.

 

[wsucougarx]

No it's not a dream, it's for real