Santa's New Ride Ready.

[BadMastard]

After having difficulty accessing several military bases, Santa's elves went to work on his new ride. There will be no trouble now, nor with any bad children. Merry Christmas!

 

[armytruck63]

Santa must currently be working at the South Pole!

 

[caliber1]

Santa must currently be working at the South Pole!

LMFAO, turned my laptop upside down to see it.

 

[BadMastard]

one more try... ... South Pole indeed! Iphone. Gotta love them.

 

[Derrickl112]

was gimp driving?

 

[Coal Cracker]

Wow at first,, I thought you even got her to defy gravity.

 

[islandguydon]

Right on man...!

 

[JarheadMtn]

Where are your reindeer?

 

[JarheadMtn]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of Winter, usually late November to mid-December. To the contrary, female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the Spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit , driving a sleigh, all around the world in one night and not get lost.

 

[Bighurt]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of Winter, usually late November to mid-December. To the contrary, female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the Spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit , driving a sleigh, all around the world in one night and not get lost.

you must be female...

 

[vtdeucedriver]

PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Everybody knows Santa rides a B-47!!! Remember "He" knows if you have been naughty or nice!!!

 

[JarheadMtn]

Nope, I just have a great sense of humor and love a good joke. A female friend who is a competion shooter sent it to me.

 

[goldneagle]

one more try... ... South Pole indeed! Iphone. Gotta love them.

Maybe someone hitting the holiday juice early?

 

[BadMastard]

I think my iphone is offended Goldeagle. It never drinks, before 5.

 

[Bighurt]

Nope, I just have a great sense of humor and love a good joke. A female friend who is a competition shooter sent it to me.

I that was my second guess...

It did make me smile.

 

[Fort Powell]

Looks good Jerry!
What are your plans for her???

I gues we could get a Marine Fireteam to pull her...LOL

 

[BadMastard]

She is doing our annual family Christmas parade. Plus a little around town driving, just for fun. Might need a while platoon though, since it will be full of people singing off key.

 

[Stan Leschert]

PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Everybody knows Santa rides a B-47!!! Remember "He" knows if you have been naughty or nice!!!

That's not the important thing ....
Santa knows where all of the naughty girls live,
so forget the cookies and milk!


Beer and Pizza!

 

[Stan Leschert]

I can't figure out the editing thing, but I did want to say nice touch with the decorations.

I'm sure you will have an absolute blast with that, and bring some fun to others.

Good job!

 

[silverstate55]

That's COOL, very nice!!! Good job!!! The kids gotta love that...