The truck gods have been smiling on me so far! Keeping my fingers crossed that they continue to do so.
Funny story about emissions testing... So I go into emissions after picking up my little boy at school. Of course, I get there like a half hour before they close, but there's only a few cars in line. They can't test tandems in the normal bays so they open the last bay and wave me right in. They ask for the VIN. I tell 'em. Of course, not in their system. By now, two more MVD employees have wandered over. They call the manager, and she swipes her card in the machine like a head clerk voiding a transaction at walmart. Now that she's 'unlocked' the machine, they can type in anything they want. They type 'other' as I'm slowly sounding out "Bee-Em-Why" for them. Sigh...
Now with four of them standing there they raise up the dyno rollers, and the first one says "What's the weight?" "Twenty one five" I say. More head scratching and running around. Now a fifth MVD guy shows up. Pretty sure at this point that there isn't anyone left in the rest of the station. "We can't test you" number five says, "You're too light for your tandem spacing". Now, I normally try to keep it clean for my little one, but I look at the guy and say "You're sh!tting me". "Nope, sorry. That'll be twelve bucks." Terrific. No test, no passing certificate, and I still have to pay them. "So now what am I supposed to do?", I say. "Dunno", he says, "but you pass automatically since we can't test you. Here's your certificate". Number one, who has been holding the test probe this entire time and I both look at him and say "Really?" at the same time. "Yep, have a nice day!"
A nice day, indeed. I've no doubts the truck would have passed, but I guess I'll never know. At least till next year, when maybe a different crew decided to throw caution to the wind and go for it!