What would you do for a Deuce

[wreckerman893]

Never argue with a woman....just diker.

 

[caliber1]

Never argue with a woman....just diker.

 

[sigo]

Airborne! Make the jump, you might be scared out of your mind going up, but when it's done you'll want to do it again. It's a lot of fun.

 

[TIGERFANS2]

your wife sounds like fun, encourage it, you've got the rest of your life (well..... assuming.... ) to get old

 

[shovelheadmike]

For civilians, the first jump is.normally a tandem jump. I.e., you are strapped.to the front on an experienced.jumper. That person will have.the new.foil.style shoot, and can land you on a dime, after.a.couple.thousand foot ride.that is.simply incredible.

Go.for.it!

 

[Munk]

When i bought mine she had no idea it just showed up, the second one did too with a trailer. She never said anything to the affect of a 5 ton though!

 

[drgreg]

Never argue with a woman....just diker.

It sounds dirty, but I think you mean dicker, unless you want to use her as a dam.

 

[cluless]

Go on ! ! Make the jump ! ! !
Find out for a few seconds what it's like to feel alive ! ! !

 

[SPCWarning]

....AND HAVE HER OR SOMEONE TAKE PICS OF YOU DOING THE JUMP!!! We wanna see that!

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

I believe that it was Sir Winston Churchill who once encouraged the British with:
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

Many a preacher has used something similar in their sermons:
"F.E.A.R.: False Evidence Appearing Real"

The question remains... Just how badly to YOU WANT to own a Deuce?

Be thankful that she only wants you to jump from a airplane. Her wishlist could have included other irrationally devious fantasy fetishes. (Beware of the Body-Piercer named BRUNO.)

 

[Stan Leschert]

If I go skydiving with her she will be ok with me getting a Deuce.

You should be more afraid of your impending Green Iron Addiction, than taking an adreniline ride.

It looks like you win, and you can easliy conquer you apprehension at jumping.

You will have to do a tandem jump, with a qualified instructor.

No problems.

And in return, your wife gets to wash your deuce ....
after a good day of mudding!

 

[deuce something stupid]

Boy.......jump out of a plane........fall to the earth and HOPE the chute works......

I'm with you....I hate heights and wouldn't jump for my deuce.

Make her sweeten the pot a little more....make it sound like this:

Honey I'll jump out of a plane FOR YOU if you let me have a deuce and _-you jump out the deuce while mudding.

 

[michigandon]

Let me paraphrase Meatloaf: I would do anything for a deuce, but I won't do that!

Thankfully, my better half would have no part of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane either. Just one of the many reasons why I married her. The only thing currently preventing me form having a big tactical truck (or two) in the driveway right now is financial concerns.

 

[diverman555]

There is truly not much more fun than skydiving. And she is going to let you tandom, acselerated free fall or AFF, is the way to go 14,000 ft you get out, have 2 instructors holding each side, you freefall to 5500 then pull and land yourself. You won't have to worry about sex after that, you will just go on a jump LOL. I am a pilot and love skydiving. If you don't jump you will be missing out on 2 of the greatest things you could do. Mark

 

[Cgaengineer]

If it were me I would have two choices, divorce (expensive) or find another hobby.

Sounds like you should find a new hobby!

There ain't a deuce in the world that is worth jumping out of a plane for...sorry, I'm just not into thrill seeking or risk taking (with my life). Living a normal life has enough risks for me, even if I have a better chance of a fatal car accident on the way for a jump than chute opening or plane crashing.

 

[cranetruck]

First, let me say since my wife was Airborne I know shes nuts.

Second, modern parachutes as in not the siht that the Army uses for static jumps are far better then they used to be...

Worked pretty well for us in those days...

 

[mattg2448]

I hate heights but my sister convinced me to go, best thing i have ever done! It is really an amazing thing, you can look down and see the world! Plus, you will jump with a guide, so it isnt that bad..

 

[Danger Ranger]

Be glad she doesn't want you to get a piercing or something that will last forever. The only way a jump will last forever is on the slim chance it goes badly, or the video of you doing something funny enough for us to laugh at here for awhile...

 

[misupratwin]

Glad all i had to do was ask .

 

[vtdeucedriver]

As a aircraft mechanic........the term "perfictly good airplane" might be easier said. Ive seen some that probably should not be classified as such.

Go for it!!!
Let me start you with a training film!!
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