Wreckerman and Elmo on the move

[papabear]

Teasers never prosper...er...sumpin like that!

Now stop double clutchin and half-steppin and spill the friggin beans ya *&%#@$ ^%$*er!!

 

[Tinwoodsman]

He is probably going to make some big announcement on his Sunday show.

 

[zout]

reporting from an insider - some of the folks that were taking a flight - literally are TAKING the flight or chasing it

 

[AceHigh]

Maybe he is going up to meet with Master Sgt Soup Sandwich!

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

The mission has entered the RADIO SILENCE phase. Until the team of WM & ELMO exit this extraordinarily DANGEROUS Internet-Blackout Envelope, we will not know if they have survived or if the became CRISPY CRITTERS during re-entry.

We await word from 'Bama Mission Control.....
.... The crowds of spectators fall silent.

<Static fills the internet>

Many are holding their breath...... But that's jus' cuz Elmo FARTED

 

[natem]

He is probably going to make some big announcement on his Sunday show.

No show this week Mission requirement till

 

[zout]

If only we could talk with WM and tell him UFO"S do not exist and stop this hunt for them:

 

[papabear]

Proof Positive

If only we could talk with WM and tell him UFO"S do not exist and stop this hunt for them:

GOSH!!! There went my theory

I was absotively posilutely convinced Wreckerman was proof positive that UFOs DO exist!

Perhaps I have been wrong all these years???

 

[G-Force]

Lock up your daughters and hide your goats guys........Wreckerman has escaped the reservation........

 

[Tinwoodsman]

He is probably in Roswell as we speak.

 

[waayfast]

This summer's epic block buster movie slated for release on a computer screen near you-

"Possum on a Plane!!"

 

[wreckerman893]

We (me and Elmo) made the exfiltration from Sweet Home Alabama sucssfully and are in enemy territory as I speak.

We have met up with other crack members of this elite team and are conducting pre-mission ops.

We will be popping smoke early tommorrow and enroute to greener pastures.

As soon as OPSEC permits there will be more info and pics.

Wrecker out.

 

[Recovry4x4]

Great Scott, you are travelling with Ron? Nothing can go wrong there! Good luck Ron

 

[zout]

Elmo has eyes like he wants to take over the plane = the seat belt may not hold him - try duct tape - it works on my grandsons to hold em down

 

[tigger]

What no pick of Elmo with the pilot!!!!!!!!!!! I can jut hear the flight attendants now!

 

[Tow4]

Wasn't there any good looking stewardesses on that plane for Elmo to snuggle up with for pictures? I'm sure he would have been the life of the party !

 

[Capt.Marion]

Oh goodness. Now that I see who your travel partner is, I'm really scared as to what's going on. I bet Murphy has been getting hyped up for this "operation" for a looooong time!

 

[4x4 Forever]

And NK is with him too, an Alarbamer and Mainer together....this CANT be good!!!

 

[EMD567]

And NK is with him too, an Alarbamer and Mainer together....this CANT be good!!!

Need to get them a translator so they can work together...........

 

[USAFSS-ColdWarrior]

I derive several tidbits of intell from this newly acquired information.

1. The CIA's little airline - AIR AMERICA - has sure upgraded their hardware since the last time they transported this guy around on secret missions to the most remote places on the globe.

2. The bedding is readily recognizable as being the trademark decor of that "Luxury Hotel Chain" commonly known as MOTEL 6.

3. MOTEL 6 allows pets in their rooms - Probably could have upgraded if they weren't traveling with that pet. (Elmo, you should have left Wreckerman at home.)

4. If they really "Leave the light on for ya' ", then after that crew leaves, all the nightlights will have been shot out! Dang rednecks !

5. A Mainer, a Bammer, and a Possum.... This is DEFINITELY an INTERNATIONAL OPERATION... but prolly NOT being orchestrated by the U.N. cuz they ain't wearing BABY BLUE BERETS.

Anyone see any other clues ???