Tanner
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- Location
- Raleigh, NC
Rally Food?
The Menu?
Entrees:
Late Night Delight
- You'll Eat Like A Hog When You Taste OUR DOG
Center Line Bovine 4.95
The Chicken 3.95
Flat Cat 2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95
Slab of Lab 2.95
Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
"Still in The Hide"
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95
Cheap Sheep $ .43
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Smidgen of Pigeon 1.95
Road Toad 1.65
Shake 'N' Bake Snake 2.25
Guess That Mess: If your guess is correct, you eat for FREE!
--------------------- Some Menu Items by State ------------------
Illinois
Pavement Possum 9.95
Served on a bun, this beast is awesome.
Texas
Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it.
2 - Step Terrier 8.50
Missouri
"Show Me" Shitzu 7.75
A hairy little treat with fuzzy little feet.
New Mexico
Chihuahua Chili 7.95
A Southwest delight that shivers when it bites.
Kansas
Curbside Kitty 10.50
A little bitty, bite size kitty.
Oklahoma
Airbrake Owl 7.75
California
Cream - O - Kitty 9.95
------------- From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! -----------
Crank Case Slip 1.59
Blended with Road Oil and squirrel, Poured over Ice or straight up!
Radiator Green 1.69
A Blend of Prestone and Zerex with a dash of Scorpion Venom over crushed ice.
Transmission Grind 1.79
The finest ground fan belt rubber, a dash of squished turtle juice, blended with the finniest tranie fluid. This comes served straight up.
The Bucket Delight 3.95
We Prairie everything that is left over from the night before, with just a touch of gravel mixed in! Poured over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finish this and it's on the house!
Green Spin for the Kids .69
Only the best frogs in the blender will do here! Mixed with a few Road Toads to give it
that great taste of the Highway. Served over ice, 18oz. glass.
Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you!
You Bartender is Downhill Bill...
------------------------ Cowboy Menu ---------------------
"Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking"
It's A Kitty 2.70
What a pity -- looks real bad
and kind a sh..er, um...flat.
Yep - the list is old, but golden
"Tanner"
The Menu?
Entrees:
Late Night Delight
- You'll Eat Like A Hog When You Taste OUR DOG
Center Line Bovine 4.95
The Chicken 3.95
Flat Cat 2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95
Slab of Lab 2.95
Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
"Still in The Hide"
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95
Cheap Sheep $ .43
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Smidgen of Pigeon 1.95
Road Toad 1.65
Shake 'N' Bake Snake 2.25
Guess That Mess: If your guess is correct, you eat for FREE!
--------------------- Some Menu Items by State ------------------
Illinois
Pavement Possum 9.95
Served on a bun, this beast is awesome.
Texas
Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it.
2 - Step Terrier 8.50
Missouri
"Show Me" Shitzu 7.75
A hairy little treat with fuzzy little feet.
New Mexico
Chihuahua Chili 7.95
A Southwest delight that shivers when it bites.
Kansas
Curbside Kitty 10.50
A little bitty, bite size kitty.
Oklahoma
Airbrake Owl 7.75
California
Cream - O - Kitty 9.95
------------- From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! -----------
Crank Case Slip 1.59
Blended with Road Oil and squirrel, Poured over Ice or straight up!
Radiator Green 1.69
A Blend of Prestone and Zerex with a dash of Scorpion Venom over crushed ice.
Transmission Grind 1.79
The finest ground fan belt rubber, a dash of squished turtle juice, blended with the finniest tranie fluid. This comes served straight up.
The Bucket Delight 3.95
We Prairie everything that is left over from the night before, with just a touch of gravel mixed in! Poured over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finish this and it's on the house!
Green Spin for the Kids .69
Only the best frogs in the blender will do here! Mixed with a few Road Toads to give it
that great taste of the Highway. Served over ice, 18oz. glass.
Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you!
You Bartender is Downhill Bill...
------------------------ Cowboy Menu ---------------------
"Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking"
It's A Kitty 2.70
What a pity -- looks real bad
and kind a sh..er, um...flat.
Yep - the list is old, but golden
"Tanner"
it's a perfect name.
