I think that Wrench Wench has an EXCELLENT idea......and the following day after your romantic interlude you can take your deuce and bury it up to the axle hubs in mud. Then just turn to her and in your most caring, "honey I love you" tone of voice say to her "Honey, go wrap the winch cable around that tree".
Alll kidding aside, if she has a problem with it then maybe you should see if you can find some place to park it like a storage place or gas station. If its going to cause problems at home or with your neighbors it would take all the fun out of having it. And who knows, maybe after a while she'll lgrowto like it and let you bring it home.
Oh yeah, the idea of parking on the lswn, I hsppen to live in a condo in an end unit with a lawn right next to the building that backs up to a wooded lot. I just wanted to see if you did it if it would blend in and not be noticed. This way I would know if the3 camo paint job would work here under similar circumstances. The only problem I have is that my unit is the first one you see when you turn off the main road. Just don't want to PO the Femo-Nazis that live here.......I don't need that...........
Good luck and let us know how you make out.......
PS if you have kids you're golden because all kids love trucks especially MV ones so they will definitely be on your side. If you don't have any I'm sure someone on here would gladly donate theirs........Especially if they're in their teens........