~~What Not to do with a Deuce~~

[7Dust]

Do not start your Deuce after a good rain with your "other" cars within puking distance of the stack.

Its not so bad that Ive given all my cars a case of the sooty black spots.... whats bad is Ive done it several times.

 

[Reverend Evil]

never ever
Let your wife read over your shoulder after telling her a deuce is just like your m1008 only bigger.

 

[hemijosh426]

They are too wide for a drive through bank lane, those behind you do not like having to back up! So avoid the drive through banks.

mine fits thru the drive thru at mcdonalds, just gotta make sure they close their drive-thru window before you pull away...

 

[O.D. Fever]

Do not take your deuce thru a 30 yard long 5 foot deep snowdrift unless you have a ride back to get your Five Ton.

 

[SMOKEWAGON66]

Do not start your Deuce after a good rain with your "other" cars within puking distance of the stack.

Its not so bad that Ive given all my cars a case of the sooty black spots.... whats bad is Ive done it several times.

and on the same lines...dont forget to take your coffee can off the stack when you start it while parked next to your newer car....(did that today...only a slight ding in the roof of the car)

 

[AmLogger]

never take the deuce through the mud puddels along the freeway the hidden ruts are much narrower than the deuce, you will almost break your arms and your two passengers will switch spots and end up sitting in your lap!

 

[7Dust]

mine fits thru the drive thru at mcdonalds, just gotta make sure they close their drive-thru window before you pull away...

This is me going through the Mexican Phone Company drive through!

Ummm Taco Bell.

 

[m816]

I now have had my day's worth of laughter. The funny part is that I regonize myself in so many of these posts. Hahaha

 

[armytruck63]

This is me going through the Mexican Phone Company drive through!

Ummm Taco Bell.

Did they ask you to shut off the engine so they could hear you through the microphone? That happened to me several times in the M1009.

 

[7Dust]

^^^ Well yeah but I kept shouting, "what?!?!?!"

 

[caliber1]

Shoot, that happens with my power stroke.

Ditto on bidding and not letting your Darling bride know for a few days. I quote "what do you need THAT for?"LOL She likes it now though.

Did they ask you to shut off the engine so they could hear you through the microphone? That happened to me several times in the M1009.

 

[aggopian]

Dont wait for it to stop dripping BEFORE checking the fluids...