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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I did the same thing at the gate at Redstone in the M275. I had to shut it off while they did the entry inspection. When I hit the switch nothing.....it was on an incline so I let her roll back and I though it was in reverse...nope....had it in second...she cranked up and I actually drove it...

Welcome to the Green Iron Laughing Accademy.:cookoo: There is no cure....only group therepy and the next "fix".auaaua The good news is that there are plenty of enablers around here that will help feed your addiction.:roll:

Your presence at the GA Rally is mandatory. Be there or be square.rofl

You will be getting a set of orders instructing you to bring the bobber to the GA Rally.rofl

Those are tempermental beasts prone to electrical grimlins......I concur with the above....take a trailer and go get it.

Armor....because saving money for your old age is just silly.auaaua

Some info on tattoo: The original meaning of military tattoo is a military drum performance, but nowadays it sometimes means army displays more generally. It dates from the 17th century when the British Army was fighting in the Low Countries (Belgium and The Netherlands). Drummers from the...

My ex-wife said if I bought one more MV she was leaving.......I sure miss her biscuits.

You are prob tough and stringy. You would have to be stewed.....Elmo could be baked in a Dutch oven.

He's living in your M915.:razz:

Without that plate in place firing a "Ma Deuce" off of your deuce can result in all kinds of damage. We fired over 10k rounds off of a 5 ton at Fort Benning one time......there was no reinforcement plate in the cab.....a few days later we found several stress cracks throughout the...

Elmo is my little buddy.......I would only eat him as a last resort. Which reminds me of a story....one time I was out in the country and I stopped at a farm to ask directions (I said it was a story). As I went up to the porch I noticed a pig with three peg legs hobbling aound the yard. I...

My guess is that was a Temporary Motor Pool (TMP) wrecker used to recover support trucks for a garrison. Most big posts had heavy trucks to move suppiles or pull "Cattle Cars" if it was a Basic Training post. As a rule you never saw them hooked to a tactical vehicle or belonging to an...

I'm betting you are a "Type A" personality. Nothing wrong with that but GL does not care.....they are making a bloody fortune selling us the stuff that was paid for with our own tax dollars. To add insult to injury the gooberment has to eat the shipping to send stuff to regional sites to...

:cookoo:Welcome to the Green Iron Laughing Accademy:cookoo: We tried to start a 12 Step Program but nobody wants to quit. The best treatment is group therapy at a SS Rally. At that point you will realize that you are normal and all those MV haters are twisted and warped.rofl Just relax...

If it is like JP-8 (souped up kerosene) it is dry.....mix it 50/50 with WMO and enjoy. Bring me a couple hundred gallons when you head down here....I'll go a buck a gallon.roflrofl

I have bought running deuces for $1000.00 each and I have paid up to $3500.00 for a winch truck all tricked out and loaded with BII. A lot of it depends on where you are and how many trucks are up for bid at a particular site......generally the more trucks, the less they sell for...but that is...

I resemble that remark.

How old is it? Is there varnish built up in the tank? Any chance there is ethanol in it.....that cuts the shelf life way down. I would filter the crap out of it...mix it with WMO and add some fresh gas to it.....filter the crap out of it again and feed it to a hungry deuce.