~~What Not to do with a Deuce~~

[one eye]

dont let the wife drive it she will want to on a regular basis

 

[autigers35a3]

Do not trust parking brake on any incline/hill.
Always chock wheels of truck. Log, concrete block, wheel chocks etc.
My runaway A3 was stopped by the front fender on my Chevy 2500 PU.
Total repair to pick up $912.00.

 

[Ferroequinologist]

Don't let the wife drive she might steal it for good!

 

[goldneagle]

Don't buy it before you have a way to insure it and get it home.

Call Gulfway Insurance in Florida. Ask of Carol. I pay $270 per year.

 

[wreckerman893]

Do not trust parking brake on any incline/hill.

Especially if another piece of equipment is in the line of fire. Ask me how I know.

Don't take the Boss Lady for a ride on an "easy" rock crawling trail that ends in a near vertical slope. (Note...the "Jesus Bar*" above the glove box still has fingerprints embedded in it.)

Jesus Bar....... unofficial name for the hand hold on the dash of any military vehicle....so called because usually the co-driver of said vehicle has a death grip on it while yelling "Jesus, slow this dam thing down".

 

[Countryboy21]

i thought that bar was called the "O Sh!T Bar". because of the last words you have to say when you grab on.

 

[goldneagle]

Park it on its side.

Is this one for GIMP?

 

[goldneagle]

Don't use any lacquer Thinner or harsh solvents as fuel. -even though it will burn them for a while before the IP goes. Ask WM on this one....

 

[goldneagle]

Do not park the Deuce on a hill in gear with the kill switch disengaged. Multi's are known to self start with little provocation!

 

[wreckerman893]

Ask WM on this one....

Lie....lies I tell you....all made up by my enemies.

No dueces were injured in that experiment.

 

[gunboy1656]

I only have a couple of things I will not do with my deuce.

1. Not let sit and rot away.

2. Will not sell it to a scrapper, ever.

I was wondering if someone was going to post that pic of the deuce that was nailed by the dump truck.

 

[John S-B]

I seen a thread on here of what people are doing with Deuces! So How about we have one on here for fun factor of WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR DEUCE!! Ill start with
Do not back into the Budwiser Dock and tell them to "Load her up Boys!"

I'll second that! Why would you want to load up a deuce with crappy beer when you could pull up to the dock at the Sam Adams brewery and get some GOOD stuff!!

 

[abh3]

Don't try to winch your Deuce out of a bog with a bolt substituted for the winch shear pin!! Ask me how I know about this...

 

[Danger Ranger]

I won't mention names, but don't lay it down, or let it fly...

 

[goldneagle]

I won't mention names, but don't lay it down, or let it fly...

Too late i already mentioned it!

 

[nk14zp]

Don't burn up a few alternators because your batteries are hooked up backwards.

 

[hughscpa]

Don't trust that lousy lying gas guage.

 

[hof3414]

Don't bet somebody (after having a few cocktails) that your deuce will go farther through the swamp than their lifted f250 Powerstroke. Or you will both be stuck with no one to pull you out. O yea it was at night also.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOtVZGHo1o[/media]

 

[srodocker]

hahahahaha that vid is funny...

 

[fuzzytoaster]

Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD! (But it might be fun to try anyway )